How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."