How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...