What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars