What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: