What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.