Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.