Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.