How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters