How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.