How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was