How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc