Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )