Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen