Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.