Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off