Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What takes up 12 parking spaces?

Six women drivers.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.