Literally dozens.
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The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Because they're a diamond dozen
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
i'm serious... help.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
About ten minutes.
A: The letter "m."
Bring it to a bool.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
A Dell.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
I feel positively charged!
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
An ATM machine
