Literally dozens.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
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The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Because they're a diamond dozen
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
i'm serious... help.
Nah I'ma stay"
a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
He will B flat
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
A no-bell prize
Names
Armenia every word I say !
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Because most people have pianos
