Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Chicken Egg Jokes More Chicken Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters