Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible?

Impairagus Repairagus

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!