Literally dozens.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A chicken egg.
Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.
A. Ihop
To e or not to e that is the question.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Their mouth is moving.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Bricks get laid.
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
Walking. Jk. Rolling
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
Because he ate his carrion.
He ate the dentist.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
You guessed it: we're all white.
I guess I didn't plan it very well!"