Chicken Egg Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.