What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal