What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal