What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal