A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
Because he's a Fungi!
Because there is nothing to steal there
Because black people don't have rights.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
Mad-at-gas-cars!