Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.