Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't