What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan