Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .