Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost