Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How do you combat espionage?

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Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!