Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."