Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat