Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Espionage Jokes More Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Who drowns?

The boat.

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.