Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
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Anti-hissss-tamines!
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Because they carry guns instead
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
A boa constructor !
Fang letters !
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Take your combat boot off his head.
Guesu
Their Master's.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
Because they are sold out to crackers!
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
They're masters in Arielle combat
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
