How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!