Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.