Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What is that?

Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.