What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.