What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

Wuv Jokes More Wuv Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!