What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!