What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!