How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?