How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.