How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.