How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo