How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it