Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!