Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.