Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk