Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant