Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off