Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.