What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.