Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!