Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes