Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?