Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.