Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.