Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.