Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."