Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.