Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.