Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform