Chloroform Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Hand her a shovel

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Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Type O positive people.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!