Chloroform Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Kidnapper Jokes More Kidnapper Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"