What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you