What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(