What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.