What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Previous Random Joke Next
Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!