One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Lighting fires.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
Morning wood.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
His amp.
The cigarette.
He has a cigarette!
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
The boat.