How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.