How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!