How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!