Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
Because he needed his space.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
