What up Holmes?

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.