How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!