What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..