What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

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Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Bully Jokes More Bully Jokes

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants