What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

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Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Bully Jokes More Bully Jokes

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..