What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

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What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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Jesus, take the wheel!

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.