What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."