What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !