What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !