What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.