What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.