What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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A play on words.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Sheet

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"