What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Because freedom rings

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cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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A sheet in the dark!

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"