Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.