What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca