What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.