What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.