What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!