How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb