Jessie Jokes

What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

White Privilege Jokes More White Privilege Jokes

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.