Jessie Jokes

What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

White Privilege Jokes More White Privilege Jokes

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.