Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."