Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.