Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.