Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.