Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red