Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.