Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...