Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.