Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.