Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.