How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)