How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.