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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !