Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.