Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
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Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Envelope!
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
I went out on a limb.
An amputater
Goose Rider
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.
A receding hare line!
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
A Spanard
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
He won't stop banging at the door.
No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Nah-imma-stay"
They have a semillon!