Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Ghandi Jokes More Ghandi Jokes

What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Meter Jokes More Meter Jokes

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.