Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Ghandi Jokes More Ghandi Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.