Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Meter Jokes More Meter Jokes

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!