Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!