Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.