Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.