Donald Duck Jokes

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Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Secret Service Agent Jokes More Secret Service Agent Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...