Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.