Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers