What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.