What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.