What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!