What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."