What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.