What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el