What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.