What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.