The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
He ran out of patients.
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
A mental hospital.