What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.