What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!