What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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The football player

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Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Because it was bipolar.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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When they run out of patients.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!