What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.